ARE YOU A ONE PERCENTER?
02/03/2010
We’ve already touched on the fact that people tend to overestimate their ability to live through a zombie outbreak (see: What Are Your Chances of Survival?). Now Zombie Research Society is giving a name to those few who are actually ready to face the coming undead plague. Borrowing from an old biker gang claim that only one percent of all motorcycle owners are true outlaws, researchers at ZRS argue that just 1% of the world’s population will have what it takes to survive when the walking dead come knocking.
So what about you? Are you a One Percenter?
i highly doubt it, but i bet i could stay around for at least a year or so. if the outbreak dies down by then or soon after that or i get really lucky i might make it.
I’d like to think I’ll be the guy who sacrifices himself to buy his friends some time.
now alot of variables to consider such as a zombie who has no legs who crawls through the vent by accident or that one who sees you, moans and alerts the others the truth is more complicated than just being well prepared like using your brain a guy who never has to reload bud never kills them will still die, or a 5 round clip with all headshots will proably live to die another day.
Sticker version please
Abandoned, and secured, apartement building in Australia (with small veggie garden on roof), oceanfront, a small motorboat, fishing rods, shotgun, access to nearby mall, and solar panels. Set for epic, never-ending vacation!
is my plan good?
my plan is to jump on my go cart, go across the street and take apart the fenceing of the lumberyard, as i assume all the parts are taken. come back to my hosue grab my 3 day meal pack an bat from my house, my crowbar and my axe and head up to newport rhodeisland. once there if go to my aunt house, reclaim my copy of the zombie survival guide and go my aunt’s husband’s seabee museam. put his guns on his one of his supply trucks, then eather go down back home, grab the rest of my faimy then eather armor my school or go to one of the local prisons i have on my maps
We’ll it’s sound to a few exceptions-
1. Fuckload of traveling…. this means you’ll have an significantly increased risk of being seen and therefore being attack.
2. Proper security is a bit lacking in terms of using your house as a permanent hideout, although I’d doubt you’d do that….
3. For half the trip you are limited to melee weapons which (unless your highly skilled at using) are difficult to swing quickly in succession a skill that is crucial in a multiple zombie attacks.
melle is all i got, and the fuck load of traviling is ok, gps will work and i have my gocart with is quite roomy. im a semi-fit five foot nine 13 year old. i know how to recicle my urine so no problem there
Humm driving around in a open air noisy go cart??,at least hotwire a small pick up,,lest chance of getting eaten,oh yeah make sure there are no prison inmates,,
only thing wosrt then a criminal,,is a zombie criminal.
careful about that mall
Shotgun,handgun,case of spam,water ,and wiskey,and armored 4×4,,,bring it!
Hell yes.
Most definatley.
Find a boat.
Slay all zombies. The end.