SEPTEMBER ZOMBIE BOOK GIVEAWAY
2009 September 1
This month, the Zombie Research Society is giving away a copy of Scott Kenemore’s new book, Z.E.O. All you have to do is submit a comment to this post with your favorite line from any zombie movie, and your email address will be automatically entered into our drawing. The line doesn’t even have to be good! No judgments here.
On Friday, September 18 we will select one winner to receive the latest offering from the ZRS Advisory Board Member, and Bestselling Author of Zen of Zombie. If you like your career advice mixed with a little brain-eating fun, then this is the book for you.
Just give us your favorite zombie line below, and you could be the winner. Good luck!
“Don’t forget to kill Phillip!!” – Shaun of the Dead
‘I’d say I’m a pretty darned good father. My father tried to eat me. I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.’ – Fido
“Zombies. Shit.”
“Theyre coming to get you Barbara”
In Dead Alive
Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
Zombie Tip :
A brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvised zombie barricades.
~ The Zen of Zombie
Resident Evil.
After Sokolov kills a zombie dog.
“Stay.”
Fuck you, ballbuster!
- Return of the Living Dead
Blood is really warm.
It’s like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
- Zombie Haiku
They’re coming to get you Barbara.
Easily my favorite line of all!
“That’s my mother you’re pissing on. ”
– Dead Alive
“Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.”
“In the brain and not the chest. Head shots are the very best.” -Fido
When there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the Earth.
-Advertising tagline from Romero’s Dawn, then part of the background broadcasts in Snyder’s Dawn (read by Ken Foree, of course)
Gimme some sugar, baby.
“Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!”
-Shaun of the dead
“I’d say I’m a pretty darned good father. My father tried to eat me. I don’t remember trying to eat Timmy.”
– Mr. Robinson, Fido
“Who died and made you fucking king of the Zombies?” Ed, Shaun of the Dead.
Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!
Return of the Living Dead 2
Send … more … paramedics!
- Zombie from Return of the Living Dead
“You’ve got red on you.”
“If you loved me, you’d let me eat your brains.”
“I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge. ”
From Planet Terror
Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil – Sorry. – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. – Shaun of the Dead
My favorite line is from Dead Alive: “I kick ass for the lord!”
“Bart, dude, everybody’s dead, okay? Your mom’s dead, your brother’s dead, the fat chick at Dairy Queen…dead.”-Terry, Dawn of the Dead(2004)
but My favorite line comes form a book. A zombies says to a preacher “The dead shall inherit the earth.” and the Preacher responds “well the dead arn’t done with it yet.” and shoots the zombie in the head.
Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can’t leave that lyin’ there.” And the man says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
[Jim doesn't respond]
Mark: Completely humorless.
“Damn it my watch has stopped, and so has my heart for that matter.”
“This… is my BOOMSTICK!”
I like this gem from “28 Days Later:” “If you look at the whole life of the planet, we… you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.”
FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
That is great!